Liking someone who is wanted by everyone.
(Source: love-tamaron, via ohbby-rimmie)
Rihanna:
We found love in a hopeless place.
Cap:
We found Steve in a frozen place.
Tony:
We found Stark in an iron case.
Bruce:
We found Hulk in some gamma rays.
Thor:
We found Thor punching Loki's face.
Thor:
Thor:
Thor:
And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so.
Benefits when you're cute:
More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly:
you don't get raped.
me:
hey I just met you and-
me:
why are you walking away
Me:
*During sex I suddenly stopped & didn't move*
Her:
What are you doing?
Me:
Shutup bitch, I saw this on PornHub. It's called "buffering".